I wrote my name improperly when I was three. I have never been able to live it down, as my grandmother, curse her awesomeness, embroidered it into a table cloth.
Thus, sam became sqm.
Why are you running an internet laundromat?
In a laundromat you get a mix of people, a mix of clothing, and a mix of water and sudsy, salacious suds. While you can't wash clothes here, you can wash your brain. I'll provide the sudsy, salacious suds, free of charge.
Where can I talk to you?
Over there! And at my email address: squamulus at gmail dot com.
Bio
I draw things with Inkscape. I cannot water plants regularly. And I love one very awesome Puerto Rican woman.
I'm a psychology major at WUSTL. I play a ukulele on occasion. I eat M&M's by the 42oz bag. I'm learning several programming languages. I enjoy sarcasm. I write short stories and poetry. I play video games.
If you want to help me blow up some zombies or thwart some sadistic doctor's plan for world domination, add my steam ID, metaph.
You're probably asking yourself what sort of behemoth sits behind this keyboard, and I will tell you:
